A Bolt of Lightning - Medium (25-10-2011)

Daily Joke Visit The-Jokes.com A Bolt of Lightning One day a priest was playing baseball. A nun was cheerleading near first base. The priest was up to bat. The pitcher threw the ball. The priest swung, missed, and said "Dammit! I missed!" "Don't you say that mister or God will strike you with a bolt of lightning," the nun said. Again the pitcher threw the ball. The priest swung, missed, and said "Dammit! I missed!" "If you say that one more time mister, God will strike you with a bolt of lightning," the nun said. Once again the pitcher threw the ball. The priest swung, missed, and said "Dammit! I missed!" A bolt of lightning strikes the nun and God says "Dammit! I missed!" Thanks to: Andi BABE AND HUNK OF THE DAY Daily Babe: Click Here Daily Hunk: Click Here Please help pass on the laughs - forward this email to your friends and co-workers. TO SUBSCRIBE TO THIS BULLETIN: Click Here TO CANCEL YOUR SUBSCRIPTION TO THIS BULLETIN: Click Here For comments or suggestions, please use our Contact Form The-Jokes.com © 2001-2009. All rights reserved.