Up Penny Lane - Medium (06-04-2010)

Daily Joke Visit The-Jokes.com Please, do not reply to this e-mail. Go to the end for contact info and removal instructions. If you're under 18, get your parents' permission before you read this. The Holiday Classics! Last years top selling holiday items are back! When you think of holiday smells, do you think of Christmas trees and freshly baked cookies? What about farts? Well you will this year with our Farting Santa! Don't worry, it's a replica of the sound only! Feeling a bit more risque this holiday season? There's the Mooning Santa and Perv the Elf! You won't believe what comes out of this pipsqueaks mouth! Get your shopping done early! Up Penny Lane One day, a teacher in a high school class was administering a test, and she noticed that four pupils were missing. The first one came in. "Why are you so late?" the teacher said to him. "Sorry, miss," he said. "I've been up Penny Lane." She told him to go sit down. Then the second pupil came in. "Why are you so late?" she said to him. "Sorry miss," he said. "I've been up Penny Lane." She told him to go sit down. Then the third one came in. "Why are you so late?" she said to him. "Sorry miss," he said. "I've been up Penny Lane." She told him to go sit down. Finally, the fourth pupil, a girl, came in. "I suppose you've been up Penny Lane, too, then?" "No, miss," she said to the teacher. "I am Penny Lane" BABE AND HUNK OF THE DAY Daily Babe: Click Here Daily Hunk: Click Here Please help pass on the laughs - forward this email to your friends and co-workers. TO SUBSCRIBE TO THIS BULLETIN: Click Here TO CANCEL YOUR SUBSCRIPTION TO THIS BULLETIN: Click Here For comments or suggestions, please use our Contact Form The-Jokes.com © 2001-2009. All rights reserved.