Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and said, "I've got to take a shit."The other said, "Well go behind one of those big trees, and shit."The first one said, "But I don't have any paper to wipe my ass." The other blonde replied, "You have a dollar, don't you?"The first one said, "Yeah, I've got a dollar. That's a great idea-- I'll use that!"He left and came back with shit all over his hands and clothes.His friend looked at him and asked, "What in the hell happened to you?"The first one replied, "Have you ever tried to wipe your ass with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel?"
Nov 22, 2009
Two Blonde Men
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and said, "I've got to take a shit."The other said, "Well go behind one of those big trees, and shit."The first one said, "But I don't have any paper to wipe my ass." The other blonde replied, "You have a dollar, don't you?"The first one said, "Yeah, I've got a dollar. That's a great idea-- I'll use that!"He left and came back with shit all over his hands and clothes.His friend looked at him and asked, "What in the hell happened to you?"The first one replied, "Have you ever tried to wipe your ass with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel?"
Celebrity Farting
Shaggy, Shania Twain, and Britney Spears go in a limo to a restaurant. Someone farts and Shaggy says,"Wasn't me!".
Shania Twain says," That don't impress me much."
Britney Spears says,"Oops, I did it again."
The next day they go in a limo to a bar and someone farts. Shaggy says, "Wasn't me!".
Shania Twain says," That don't impress me much."
Britney Spears says, "Stronger than yesterday."
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