Aug 19, 2009

Jolly Green Giant

Why did the Jolly Green Giant get kicked out of the garden?

Because he took a pea!

 

Starting Early

A five-year-old boy was mowing his front lawn and drinking a beer. The preacher who lived across the street saw the beer and came over to harass the kid."Aren't you a little young to be drinking, son?" he asked."That's nothing," the kid said after taking a swig of beer. "I got laid when I was three.""What? How did that happen?""I don't remember. I was drunk."