Children's Books That Didn't Make It

-- Accidents Happen: The Story of YOU -- The Little Sissy Wimp Who Snitched -- Some Kittens Can Fly -- You Can Paint Anywhere! -- Where Would You Like to Be Buried? -- Bad Katy and the Mom Who Stopped Loving Her -- The Attention Deficit Free Jokes and Humors!!

 

 

 

A Crazy Person in the Woods

Q: How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

A: They take the psycho path.

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Things not to say to police officers

1. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.2. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?3. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!4. Are You Andy or Barney?5. I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a police officer.6. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?7. I pay your salary!8. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 9. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.10. I was trying to keep up with traffic. I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.11. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

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Walks Into a Bar... Frugal Gorilla

A gorilla walks into a bar and says, "A scotch on the rocks, please." The gorilla hands the bartender a $10 bill.

The bartender thinks to himself, "This gorilla doesn't know the prices of drinks," and gives him 15 cents change.

The bartender says, "You know, we don't get too many gorillas in here."

The gorilla replies, "Well, at $9.85 a drink, I ain't coming back, either."

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