Dec 30, 2010

Two Rabbits - Medium (30-12-2010)

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Two Rabbits

There were these two rabbits, Barry and Fred. They were being tested in a laboratory and after a few losses of hair and half of their teeth missing they decide to try and escape.

They make this great plan and the next thing they knew, they were out in the counrtyside smelling the grass and generaly having a good time.

After a bit Barry gets in a bit of a mood.

"Why are you in such a mood" says Fred.

Barry in a sulky mood says "Well you know that laboratory we were at, well I'm starting to miss that place"

Fred in disbelief says "What, are you mad. That place is a dump. I've got more injection holes on my body than pores!"

"Yeah I know " says Barry "But I'm killing for a fag."

Thanks to: Dan Gregory



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