Jun 2, 2009

Johnny and His Dad

Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day and found him sitting on the side of his bed sliding a condom onto his dick. In an attempt to hide his full erection, Johnny's father bent over as if to look under the bed. Little Johnny asked curiously, "What ya doin', Dad?"His father quickly replied, "I thought I saw a rat go underneath the bed."Johnny replied, "What ya gonna do, fuck him?"
 
 

Mysterious Hole at the Nudist Camp

Q: What are they doing about the mysterious hole discovered at the Carefree Nudist Camp?

A: Nothing -- the police won't look into it.