Hunters Must Keep Quiet

Joe takes his friend Steve hunting for the first time and reminds him to be still and keep quiet.

An hour into the woods, Joe hears Steve screaming behind him. "I thought I told you to be quiet!" says Joe.

"Hey, I kept quiet when the snake bit me," says Steve, "and I was quiet when the fox attacked me. But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant leg just now, I heard one ask the other, 'Should we eat them now or take them with us?'"

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Let's Play Monkey In The Tree

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

'Cause he was dead!

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Pregnant Tree

How does a tree get pregnant?
By a woodpecker!

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Cooky Cookie Joke

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctors office?

A: Because it was feeling crummy.

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Group Photo

Q: Why is it so difficult to take a group photo of a bunch of West Virginians?

A: Because everytime the photographer yells 　Cheese!　 they all line up!'

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Redneck's Last Words

What are a typical redneck's three last words?

"Hey, watch this! "

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Workin' Man at the Restaurant

A man with greasy jeans, a flannel shirt, and work boots approaches the headwaiter in an elegant restaurant.

The man says, "Hey buddy, where's your crapper?"

The headwaiter calmly replies, "Go down the hall and turn left. When you see the sign marked 'Gentlemen,' pay absolutely no attention to it and go right inside."

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Take Off My Clothes

My wife came home the other night and told me to take off her blouse.

Then she told me to take off her skirt.

Then she told me not to wear her clothes anymore.

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