Oct 11, 2011

Salesman - Clean (11-10-2011)

Daily Joke
Visit The-Jokes.com



Salesman

Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance.

It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones was having a staggeringly high success-rate, selling insurance to nearly 100% of the recruits he advised.

Rather than asking him about this, the Captain stood at the back of the room and listened to Jones' sales pitch.

Jones explained the basics of GI Insurance to the new recruits, and then said, "If you are killed in a battle and have a GI Insurance, the government has to pay $200,000 to your beneficiaries. But, if you don't have a GI insurance and get killed in the battle, the government only has to pay a maximum of $6000."

"Now," he concluded, "which group do YOU think they are going to send into battle first?"




BABE AND HUNK OF THE DAY

Daily Babe: Click Here

Daily Hunk: Click Here



Please help pass on the laughs - forward this email to your friends and co-workers.




TO SUBSCRIBE TO THIS BULLETIN:
Click Here

TO CANCEL YOUR SUBSCRIPTION TO THIS BULLETIN:
Click Here

For comments or suggestions, please use our Contact Form

The-Jokes.com © 2001-2009. All rights reserved.