Q: Why did the belt get locked up?
A: He held up a pair of pants.
A: He held up a pair of pants.
Jun 21, 2009
Professional Practical Jokes on the Groom
A dentist, an electrician, and a carpenter decide to play a practical joke their best friend on his wedding night.
"I'll loosen some joints on his bed so it collapses when he's making love," says the carpenter.
"I'll hot wire his mattress so they'll feel immense heat while making love," says the electrician.
"Those are good ideas," says the dentist. "But my contribution's going to be a real surprise."
The next day the new husband comes to the diner to meet his friends. He says "I congratulate you guys for making the bed heat up and collapse, but I'm gonna kill whichever one of you put novocaine in the massage oil!"
"I'll loosen some joints on his bed so it collapses when he's making love," says the carpenter.
"I'll hot wire his mattress so they'll feel immense heat while making love," says the electrician.
"Those are good ideas," says the dentist. "But my contribution's going to be a real surprise."
The next day the new husband comes to the diner to meet his friends. He says "I congratulate you guys for making the bed heat up and collapse, but I'm gonna kill whichever one of you put novocaine in the massage oil!"
3 guys and a dildo shop
Three guys go into a store... the first guy buys a wood dildo, the second guy buys a glass dildo, and the third guy buys a 25-foot long dildo.The next day the first guy comes back with the wooden dildo and says, "I want to return this dildo... it gave my wife splinters."The second guy comes back with the glass dildo and says, "I want to return this dildo... it broke off in my wife and now there is glass in my wife." The third guy comes back with the 25-foot long dildo. The cashier says, "Lemme guess you want to return your dildo?"The guy says, "Hell no!! This thing is great!! See that girl in the corner over there? Bang!! Got her!"
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