If Microsoft was in Georgia - Clean (17-05-2011)

Daily Joke Visit The-Jokes.com If Microsoft was in Georgia How things would be different if Microsoft were headquartered in Georgia: 1. Their #1 product would be Microsoft Winders 2. Instead of an hourglass icon you'd get an empty beer bottle 3. Dialog boxes would give you the choice of "Ahh-ight" or "Naw" 4. Instead of "Ta-Da!", the opening sound would be Dueling Banjos 5. The "Recycle Bin" in Winders '95 would be an outhouse 6. Instead of "Start Me Up", the Winders '95 theme song would be Achey-Breaky Heart 7. PowerPoint would be named "ParPawnt" 8. Winders 95 logo would incorporate the Confederate Flag 9. New Shutdown WAV: "Y'all come back now, Yah hear?!" 10. Microsoft Office replaced with Micr'sawft Henhouse 11. Spreadsheet software would include examples to inventory dead cars in your front yard 12. Flight Simulator replaced by Tractor-Pull Simulator 13. Microsoft CEO: Bubba Gates. BABE AND HUNK OF THE DAY Daily Babe: Click Here Daily Hunk: Click Here Please help pass on the laughs - forward this email to your friends and co-workers. TO SUBSCRIBE TO THIS BULLETIN: Click Here TO CANCEL YOUR SUBSCRIPTION TO THIS BULLETIN: Click Here For comments or suggestions, please use our Contact Form The-Jokes.com © 2001-2009. All rights reserved.