Kiss the Head Of Krustchov - Mature (22-07-2010)

Daily Joke Visit The-Jokes.com Follow us on TWITTER! You can now follow us on TWITTER with the funniest short jokes and one-liners. Just open a Twitter.com account (if you don't have one) and follow us to receive our updates! Click Here Kiss the Head Of Krustchov There is a man in a hospital that thinks he will die. So he asks the beautiful nurse to accomplish his last wish. "Nurse," he says, "I want to kiss the head of Nikita Krustchov." (you know a President of the ex USSR who was fat and had no hair on his head). "Nikita Krustchov? But he is dead for a long time," says the nurse. "I don't care. I want to kiss his head," the man says. "This is my last wish!" The nurse doesn't know what to do. Then she thinks of something. As the man did not wear his glasses, the nurse takes out of her bra her beautiful breast and offers it to the man. He holds it, caresses it, and is very moved. "Oh my dear Nikita, my old friend! How happy I am to see you again!" he says. He keeps kissing the breast. The begins enjoying the whole situation. "What about kissing president Eisenhower's head?" she asks. "Yes! Is he here too?" the man asks. "Of cours! e he is here," she says, and offers him her other breast. "Oh my dear president, how happy I am to see you here," says the man kissing Eisenhower again and again. The nurse likes all than very much, so she asks the man again, "What about Fidel Castro?" BABE AND HUNK OF THE DAY Daily Babe: Click Here Daily Hunk: Click Here Please help pass on the laughs - forward this email to your friends and co-workers. TO SUBSCRIBE TO THIS BULLETIN: Click Here TO CANCEL YOUR SUBSCRIPTION TO THIS BULLETIN: Click Here For comments or suggestions, please use our Contact Form The-Jokes.com © 2001-2009. All rights reserved.