Why Sheep are Better than Women - Mature (13-04-2010)

Daily Joke Visit The-Jokes.com Please, do not reply to this e-mail. Go to the end for contact info and removal instructions. If you're under 18, get your parents' permission before you read this. The Holiday Classics! Last years top selling holiday items are back! When you think of holiday smells, do you think of Christmas trees and freshly baked cookies? What about farts? Well you will this year with our Farting Santa! Don't worry, it's a replica of the sound only! Feeling a bit more risque this holiday season? There's the Mooning Santa and Perv the Elf! You won't believe what comes out of this pipsqueaks mouth! Get your shopping done early! Why Sheep are Better than Women Sheep don't have a gag reflex, or upper teeth. You can get a better grip on a sheep's ear. Sheep don't shy away from boots and leather. Cottonmouth is easier to get rid of than a social disease. Nuttin' beats mutton. Sheep won't argue about whose turn it is to go get a towel. Sheep won't drink your liquor, smoke your weed, snort your coke, and then tell you they have to be home early. Sheep never ask if you're ready to settle down. Sheep never ask about you former lovers and then get pissed off when you tell them. BABE AND HUNK OF THE DAY Daily Babe: Click Here Daily Hunk: Click Here Please help pass on the laughs - forward this email to your friends and co-workers. TO SUBSCRIBE TO THIS BULLETIN: Click Here TO CANCEL YOUR SUBSCRIPTION TO THIS BULLETIN: Click Here For comments or suggestions, please use our Contact Form The-Jokes.com © 2001-2009. All rights reserved.