Elf with a small.

    A male elf was so paranoid about the size of his willy that he could
    never work up the courage to have sex. Then one day he fell in love
    with a elf nurse.
    One fine evening, they went back to her place. She put on some soft
    music and led him into the bedroom. Totally mortified, he told her of
    his problem.
    "Don't worry," She said. "I'm a nurse. I won't laugh."
    Blushing the man drops his trousers. "It's OK," she said. "I've seen lots
    smaller than that."
    "Really?" the relieved elf asked.
    She nodded. "Yes," she chuckled, "I used to work in the maternity unit."