Good Deeds

A lawyer died and arrived at the Pearly Gates.Saint Peter asked him, "What have you done to merit entrance intoHeaven?" The lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week ago, I gave a quarterto a homeless person on the street."Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in the records, and aftera moment Gabriel affirmed that it was true. Saint Peter said, "Well , that's fine, but it's not really quiteenough to get you into Heaven." The Lawyer said, "Wait, wait! There's more! Three years ago, I alsogave a homeless person a quarter." Saint Peter nodded to Gabriel, who, after a moment, nodded back toaffirm that it was true.Saint Peter then whispered to Gabriel, "Well, what do you suggest wedo with this fellow?"Gabriel gave the lawyer a sidelong glance, then said to Saint Peter,"Let's give him back his 50 cents and tell him to go to Hell."!

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